April 2011

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Jeff n' Steve: Just the Gems (Scotch Tapes)

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I am proud to announce a brand new cassette tape release from Jeff n’ Steve. Scotch Tapes, the amazingly prolific label from Batchawana Bay, Ontario (a mecca for record labels), is releasing our first release for public consumption: “Just The Gems”.

Over many many years, Steve and I have recorded well over 1000 songs, because that is what we do when we get together. Some guys “watch the game”, other guys go golfing, and other guys hit the bars to pickup some “sweet-ass”. Jeff and Steve setup a 4-track, some microphones, pick up a guitar and a drum machine (or piano or empty pop bottle or a whatever is lying around the house) and record songs until the sun rises. Or at least we used to, until Steve moved away and ruined everything.

This marks the first release to have more than 3 copies made, and to not come out on Wowbam Records, which originally existed only to put out Jeff n’ Steve releases. It also marks the return to the format which made us ...famous: the cassette tape.

We scoured hours and hours of music / sound experiments / “screaming tracks” to find 40 minutes worth of PURE GOLD, aka Just the Gems.

"Jeff n' Steve: Just The Gems" Tracklist:

1 - Flying Rocket Spaceman

[ Play "Flying Rocket Spaceman" ]

2- Adventures of Analog Dog

3- 2004 And Coaldale

4- Doin’ Math

5- Name That Sound!

6- (Flavoured) Condoms as the Gum

7- Life In Commercials

8- Friend of Blorg

9- The Castaway

10- A Disgusting Sewer Enterprise

11- Chewbacca: 7-11 Employee of the Month

 

Limited to 50 COPIES, don’t miss this golden opportunity to hear music that was never meant for your ears!

Validate our hours and months of wasted time!

Buy it now from Scotch Tapes!

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Jeff n' Steve: The Castaway

Haven't bought your copy of "Jeff n' Steve: Just The Gems" yet? Well, here is a music video for one of the songs "The Castaway", filmed near Halifax Nova Scotia awhile back, featuring none other than Steve and a bit of Jeff.

This video has the unique distinction of not being filmed in my parents' house.

As always, lyrics were 100% improvised (obviously). Singing/guitar by Jeff, drums by Steve (using John Brooks' drumkit).

 

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Barack Obama and The Truth

So Barack Obama has finally released his birth certificate, giving in to the wishes of all Americans and Donald Trumps everywhere. Well, here it is:

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You might say this ends the debate once and for all. However, if you look at this birth certificate more closely, and with a slightly different perspective... the evidence is shocking.

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The man was born in Kenya. All you "sheeple" should try "reading between the lines" a little more, and by that I mean reading select lines and ignoring the other lines. 

You may think "but you are ignoring important details that lead to the actual truth". Let me provide you with another example, and we'll see how your "truth" compares.

Take for example this photo of Hollywood It-Girl Megan Fox in a bikini walking in the ocean.

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It's ok, right? But what if you look at this photo a different way:

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That's right, now we have NAKED Megan Fox walking in the ocean.

Which would you rather believe?

That's right. Say it: Obama was born in Kenya. And Megan Fox is totally nude right up there.