Ah, so that was my password! I always forget how many “O”’s I put in the “boobs” part of my password. “boooOOOoobs69time” was the winning number. That’s 8 O’s!
Anyways, now that I am back into my blog, I am proud to announce an exciting new venture for my music label Wowbam Records. Introducing: Wowbam Digital.
Let’s face it: physical media is a thing of the past. What with HMV going broke and Sam The Record Man dying in that murder suicide, it’s clear the days of compact discs are in the past.
That is why I have formed Wowbam Digital, my latest venture. Thanks to my successful Kickstarter campaign “Help Fund Zach Braff’s New Life Changing Indie Flick”, netting me over $2.5 million dollars, I was able to buy a new helicopter with the Wowbam Digital logo on the side, as well as a pair of matching golden bidets.
Now that the money is gone, all I can afford is to release things digitally, which is perfect, because I believe that was my idea before I made all the money and spent it.
So every Friday for the next 400(?) weeks I will be releasing an EXCLUSIVE DIGITAL 7” right HERE on the Fshock Journal. It won’t even be available on the Wowbam site! Because the Wowbam board members didn’t want any part of it. They think it’s stupid. What do they know? They still put out cassette tapes! Get with the times old man!
So, what is a Digital 7”? It’s 2 MP3 files and fake JPG record cover. What does it have to do with being “7 inches”? Nothing other than to appeal to “effing hipsters” like your sister who camped out for those Mumford & Sons tickets the other day. Do you like her new zero-prescription thick rimmed glasses? They are decorative! She missed Coachella this year but is totally going on a ROOOAD TRIP with her BFF Jennifer next year! Will they find romance? Will they catch Foxygen??? She’s gonna wear her bra as a shirt! So indie!
So, yep, it’s a DIGITAL 7” you can play on your iPod, iPod Nano, iPod Touch, iPhone, Windows Phone, BlackBerry Pearl, Razr, and Android Samsung HD Tablet / Kindle Fire!
So, get excited. Also, I hope you like the musical stylings of Jeff and Steve, because 97% of the Digital 7”’s will be by Jeff and Steve. They are like Bob Dylan + Garfunkel only way worse.
Our first release is a two parter: Beautiful Weather B/W Beautiful Weather Part II by Jeff and Steve.
The A-Side was recorded while Jeff and Steve were driving near his parents house, in the spring of 1998. You can hear the engine in the background.
The B-Side was recorded in 2000 in the basement, I imagine. I don't remember, that was 13 years ago. All I know is that it's not very good.
(WBD001) Jeff and Steve: Beautiful Weather B/W Beautiful Weather Part II
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[ Play "Jeff and Steve:Beautiful Weather Part II" ]
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